French woman (breezing past line at Léonard): I’m with the press.
American woman (waiting in line): It’s a FASHION SHOW. We’re all with the press.
Editor 1: What’s [Stella McCartney's] obsession with the egg shape?
Editor 2: She did just have a baby.
Plus sympa, plus faut attendre. (More you are nice, more you must wait).
-Good-natured doorman finally taking my ticket, after 11 people with no common courtesy have stomped past.
I have a three-year-plan to get out of the fashion business.
-Stylist in my row at Chanel. (Whom I wanted desperately to hug).
Eets like they soaked it in meelk.
-Italian editor tiptoeing her crocodile heels through the snow-slushy red carpet in the Jardin des Tuileries. YES, THEY ACTUALLY ROLLED OUT THE RED CARPET IN A MUDDY GARDEN. It was awesome.