So Square Jaw and I have this new thing we do. Instead of saying “tien, je te donne un bisou” (come here, I’m giving you a little kiss), we say “tien, je te donne un Zizou” and then we head butt the other one in the chest.
Get it? Zizou. Sounds just like bisou/kiss?
It’s witty and in French and I made it up.