In honor of Halloween, les choses qui porte malheur. (Things that bring bad luck).
Learned from experience:
1. SINGING MAKES FOR STORMY WEATHER, (ESPECIALLY YOUR SINGING COQUETTE)
Jeanne gets off the phone with her mom, who is coming to visit next week. She says, “Please don't sing for the two days before she comes and that way it’ll be nice weather.”
2. SMOKING KILLS FISHERMAN
I am at Bistro des Artistes, and a friend lights a cigarette from a candle on our table.
“Merde, you just killed a mariner!” says another friend.