ME: Hi, I’m calling from Really Big American Magazine.
IBIZA DUDE: Oh yeaaah, what is that?
ME: It’s an American magazine. We have a photographer coming in two weeks to shoot your hotel. He’ll be staying with you, and I’d like to just schedule a time when...
IBIZA DUDE: That sounds great, but we’re like, full, so umm, I don’t know if he’ll be able to take pictures.
ME: But it’s already been arranged through our New York office. I really just need to set up the time.
IBIZA DUDE: Uhh, can you call back in the afternoon? It’s better in the afternoon, man.